Thereís a phenomenon of filthiness
That seems to reappear.
This spotless house declines to dirty
The moment I get here.
You keep this place spic and span
All while Iím away.
I cross the threshold and
Your cleaning goes on holiday.
Iím at a loss.
I cannot figure out what could be worse:
True slothfulness, or this episodic
Hospitality in reverse!